Archive | February, 2012

Air Heads: Crab Cakes & Devil’s Rose Cupcakes

26 Feb

My face is smiling "yes" but the invisible thought bubble above my head is screaming "NOOOOO! Send help!!"

Stephen is no longer allowed to go to grad school.

After a few masters and a Juris Doctor under his belt, I drew the line at medical school. But his quest for spending large sums of money on the pursuit of ephemeral knowledge, cannot, evidently, be quenched.

So instead of caving and agreeing to live in a dorm into my doddery, I panicked and enrolled him in flight school at Christmas.

The only catch? I had to fly along, at least for the first lesson.

We decided to take our first jaunt in Farmingdale, Long Island — far enough from home to feel like we were on a journey, but close enough to be able to avoid getting a dog-sitter.

Giddy up

Stephen, our teacher Ken and I loaded into an alarmingly Lilliputian Cessna 172 Skyhawk and …. Took flight. There were very few preparatory instructions; it was clearly a learning on the job situation, like joining a cult, or parenthood.

Fire Island

I put myself in yogini mode and folded my body up like an origami Kathleen-paper-bot, I slipped into the back seat and concentrated on concentrating on not panicking. I got about 2 square feet of space, which was just enough to focus on taking pictures with my iPhone and lock the fact that my over-caffeinated speed-demon lead-foot husband was jetting us 3,500 feet into the air and there wasn’t a barf bag in sight far, far away in a black box marked “Do Not Open!” in my skittering, jumpy little mind.

Flying in a little single-engine almost makes you want to bust out the air guitar for a little "Free Bird." Almost.

After a surprisingly smooth flight over the Atlantic Ocean, one that did not entail any unexpected appearances and / or dispersions of bodily fluids, past the Sunrise Highway, Fire Island and Robert Moses Beach, a few loops around and precipitous stomach-lurching dips on stiff Southeast crosswinds, I was ready to go again … This time with Loop-de-Loops! Unfortunately, our time was up.

So we did the mature thing …. A tequila flight over brunch.

We were flying the friendly skies all day!

By the time dinner rolled around, we were craving something easy and … wait for it … down to earth. Nothing’s easier than crab cakes and a simple green salad. Followed by a devilish dessert … Click on for recipes.

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Raiding the Royal Larder: Truffled Chicken Breasts and Simple Saffron Rice

20 Feb

Penny has clearly had enough of The New Yorker

So … Truffles.

They are totally 1980’s, am I right?

I think I would feel more comfortable, inconspicuous and socially responsible strutting down the street wearing nothing but a cone bra circa 1983 and a freshly cut ivory tusk strapped to my forehead than casually buying an … actual …. truffle.

(However, if I ever do have a spare $700 or so that I want to devote to the fruiting bodies of underground mushrooms, there seems to be a bustling market for them on Amazon.com).

Truffles are the diamond tiaras of the food world. Only certain people can afford them, and they probably all know each other. Who, even among the tippy-top of the highest ranks of the upwardly mobile, would feel like – “you know what? I’m going to just throw $600-$700 worth of fungus in this poultry dish, because that’s how I roll.”

So, while perusing one of my Alice Waters cookbooks for inspiration this week, I felt my blood pressure rev its engines and prepare to lift off and send my body rocketing into outer space. Usually, when I page through her glossy books, I’m inspired by how much she manages to do, the imagination, the innovation, the happy surprises that go into every sprig of chervil she scatters in her wake. Not this time.

I finally understood why she has so many vociferous detractors. (A few years ago, Anthony Bourdain launched a refreshingly honest dialogue about the privilege and sanctimony inherent in the local, organic food at all costs movement: “We’re all in the middle of a recession, like we’re all going to start buying expensive organic food and running to the green market. There’s something very Khmer Rouge about Alice Waters that has become unrealistic …. [I] don’t know if it’s time to send out special squads to close all the McDonald’s.”)

What got my goat in her book? A casual chicken breast recipe that calls for truffles, sans any suggestions for substitutions. (To be fair, if you live in a forest in California or France with a pack of truffle dogs at the ready, I suppose truffles could arguably be locally, frugally sourced, but how many people does that apply to?)

After I stopped muttering under my breath while Penny whined and howled in sympathy, I got really hungry. I wanted truffles too!

Now if truffles are the tiaras of the food world, truffle oil and truffle butter must surely be the cubic zirconium. More flash than cash, but (almost) as much fun. Because they are created for slightly silly culinary flaneurs like myself, they’re totally overpriced, but you know what? They’re worth it. (Expect to pay $10 for a small bottle of oil or a 4 oz package of butter, but a little goes a long way).

Speaking of overpriced, but wonderfully decadent edible accoutrements … I also got a hankering for saffron this weekend. I figured, why not? If I’m going to run out like a fool to Whole Foods and buy truffle butter, why not bust into my little stash of saffron, usually saved for twice-a-year Paella?

This week, I went whole hog and made Truffled Chicken Breasts and a Simple Saffron Rice. Click on for recipes!

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Girls Weekend: Recipe for Serenity. Now.

13 Feb

For the drawing room, of course

First, let me just say this: My 30s, so far, have been wonderful. However.

They’ve also been a super-efficacious black hole into which all manner of pleasant, idle habits and rites have flown. Long, lazy brunches spent pouring over the New York Times Style section; Saturday shopping sprees; the all-important practice of sipping bad Prosecco like it’s a bottomless Big Gulp before 5 p.m.; spa sessions; sample sales.

Buh-bye.

In retrospect, my 20s were – between falling in love with my husband, career changes and the usual family and friend psychodramas — a hazy stretch of harmless self-indulgence and silliness, soul-searching and, most of all, intent navel-gazing. Somehow, I managed to gather my merrily flapping wits and gird myself for the gaping maw of responsibility, bills and workaholism that have made my 30s the over-caffeinated, hurly-gurly, but still giddy and joyful ride that they are.

Do I ever actually want to go back to my single days of running around New York City with no one to answer to, unfettered and fancy free? Hell’s no.

But I do crave the odd afternoon of unapologetic, aggressively narcissistic preening. Where to go, and who with? No contest: East Hampton and my mom – a woman in desperate need of a dose of self-centered pomposity if there ever was one.

The Innkeeper

Medics!

We blew our respective coups to celebrate her birthday and our (nominal, occasional) freedom, and hit the highway, our car pointed straight toward the biggest, baddest playground for hedonistic gourmandizing on the Eastern Seaboard.

I'll be over here

The Hamptons! With 70 miles of pristine, light beige shoreline lapped by waves from the Atlantic Ocean, the Block Island Sound, Gardiners Bay, Napeague Bay and Fort Pond Bay, where the cost of living is 168% higher than the national average, and nary a bikini or a natural tan in sight. Heaven! The coldest depths of February is the best time to go, with hotel and spa deals aplenty, the antique shops and overpriced boutiques emptied of the Botoxed, entitled, squawking summer hordes, the menu reservations at Nick & Toni’s miraculously accessible, even if you aren’t Martha Stewart, Ina Garten or a member of a major hip hop star’s crew.

One side makes you big; the other one makes you small

Aside from the jaw-dropping, semi-cheesy flash of the stores along Main Street and Newtown (Elie Tahari, Tiffany’s, John Varvatos, Ralph Lauren, Tory Burch, etc., J. Crew if you’re slumming), the endless antiques and home design stores, the gut-bustingly fab food, the inherent spirit of the place is a perfect amalgamation of the vertiginous highs and deep valleys that make up America’s landscape of spirited style.

It’s a fascinating melting pot in the Hamptons: equal parts Vegas, Miami Beach and Greenwich, CT. White-washed Scandinavian style, sharp cartoony Pop Art, Louis XVI porcelain gueridons.

The Wolffer Estate Vineyard

The Hamptons, of course, have been a strange mix of haves and have nots, of ostentation and reticence, glitzy disco, louche beauty and recherche refinement, since the first English settlers “bought” the land from Native Americans in 1640.

Jackie O. was born and bred there; Gray Gardens famously dug its Cat Lady on Quaaludes claws into its terroir (and will never leave off its downward spiral of bedazzled degeneration, despite poor Jackie’s best attempts at restitution), Willem de Kooning, Andy Warhol, Pollock and Robert Motherwell spilled paint all over the peninsula and Lizzie Grubman led the pack of over-funded, undernourished bottle blondes dancing on table tops at the Conscience Point Inn (until … she didn’t).

We couldn’t wait to soak it in.

In vino veritas, vim, va va voom

We came back inspired, rejuvenated, buffed and shined (thank you, Naturopathica), ready to dive back into the chaos!

Touchdown: Cajun Jambalaya

6 Feb

Stir it up

How many proteins can you fit in a pot?

As images of sweaty men wrestling over a pimply pig skin are studied as if they hold the key to the universe and my husband grunts, guffaws and swears like a rickets-ridden pirate tied to a ship’s deck during a hurricane, as if his very life, sanity and liberty were at stake, I wrestle with this timeless question.

The Super Bowl! It’s one of my favorite days. Not because of the football, of course. Because of the snacks.

Honestly, I have never bothered to begin to care about organized sports – the drama of the players, the bets, the brawls, the outfits. Ffff. Bad mesh jersey just doesn’t get my pulse racing. But I do love the camaraderie, good-natured ribbing, inconsequential competition and chop-breaking that it engenders. It reminds me of Church!

Or more specifically, Church potlucks.

When I was a kid, Church potlucks were the highlight of my social calendar. For the under 10 set, what more could you possibly want?

There were sticky picnic tables to scour, sun-warmed banana boat bicycle seats to climb into, slip n’ slides to conquer, triple dog dares to vanquish, worms to throw, fathers to tackle, soda to sneak, in every direction, as far as the eye could see.

And all of the moms were distracted with gossipy laughter, powdered-sugar donuts and too much caffeine, temporarily eliminating the near-constant childhood specter of Time Out on the Stairs or suspended Scooby-Doo privileges.

Some of my favorite foods are indigenous to Church potlucks. There are the archangels and the disciples of the Potluck Pantry that we all know and love: 12-layer dip paired with fried chips, sausage and Cheez Whiz balls (they go first), groaning pots of deliciously greasy sauerbraten, strawberry pie bleeding everywhere, hot wings, burnt hot dogs, overcooked burgers. Church potlucks and Super Bowls should never be staged without all of these items on hand.

Ah, but then there’s always one more dish, the potluck wonder of potluck wonders, the crowning jewel, the boss, the guru, the most high. But it’s always a mystery — it changes form depending on who’s responsible for cooking it, the region in which it’s prepared, the time of year …. But it always features the holy trinity of flavor: protein, starch, fat.

I think that Jambalaya, a Church potluck all-star, is arguably the best American embodiment of easy, no-fuss delish. So this year, in addition to gathering and scarfing many of the Superbowl / Potluck faves, Stephen and I decided to make a call down to the bayou, for Jambalaya.

Jambalaya was originally conceived of in the early 19th century as a sort of poor relative of Spanish Paella. The Creole version originated in the French Quarter of New Orleans, and it’s prepared with tomatoes; the meat is often thrown into the pot without being browned first. It’s lovely, and comforting. Then there’s Cajun Jambalaya, which, in my mind, is the more American, and the superior, of the two. It was born in Southern Louisiana swamp country, where a variety of game and fish was readily available, but tomatoes were not. Creole predates the Cajun, but the Cajuns were obviously onto something. It always requires the browning of meat, which, let’s face it, is always more delicious (thank you, Maillard reaction).

Jambalaya is relatively easy to make, but the results are arguably as glorious as the more elevated Louisiana classics, gumbo and etouffee.

Also, it inspired a Hank Williams song, not to mention a presidential feud. (When President Franklin D. Roosevelt claimed that he was allergic to crawfish, and therefore could not eat the Jambalaya his friends the Richardsons of Virginia sent, their friendship was detonated).

A variety of proteins can be used, the more the better. Since I didn’t have time to go out and wrassle any gators, and I couldn’t rationalize the expenditure necessary for fresh crawfish, I settled for shrimp. Whole Foods was fresh out of ham hocks, so I settled for chicken thighs, fresh pork sausage and some sliced ham. Turkey, smoked sausage, duck, wild boar and would also be fab, depending on your mood and budget.

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